I'm weird....

I'll totally be the first to admit that.
Because it's true.
I am weird.

Of course, we're all pretty weird,

y'know in our own ways. 

Because, if everyone was the same

& "normal", that would be weird.

But I am really weird.

Like, abnormal.

Seriously, hear me out!
You'll be calling me weird by the end of this post too!

In Hawaii, the local legend is that if you get a stye in your eye,

someone's pregnant. Now, it doesn't happen for everyone.

But, it does for me.

Every single time I get a stye, someone I know ends up being pregnant!

And if the person is exceptionally close to me,

I get other "symptoms" of pregnancy too.

(Mind you, I am definitely NOT pregnant! I'm off the sex.)

(what movie is that last sentence from? i'll give you a cookie if you know ;)

So, this week, I developed a stye in my right eye

This morning, I woke up with the worst nausea I've felt in a while.

Like, I couldn't even stay asleep. It was horrible.

& then after the nausea kinda settled down, I began craving.

So, when anyone I know gets pregnant, I get a stye.

The day that I found out my cousin (whom I was close with) was pregnant,

I began throwing up (and I never, ever vomit)

& before I found out my favorite Aunty was pregnant,

I craved peanut butter.

So my conclusion is,

someone is pregnant & just not saying anything!
But it's driving me crazy cause

1. I hate feeling nauseous.

2. I hate having styes

&

well, those are my only two reasons.

Other Reasons Why I'm Completely Weird:

I am the queen of irony.
Seriously.

Irony follows me like a dog chases the mailman.

Once, when I liked this guy, let's call him Isaiah (cause that's his name),

I was listening to Taylor Swift's "Speak Now" album,

& the song "Enchanted" played

(I was on my way to temple open house)

So, I was like "Hey, this song reminds me of Isaiah.

Wouldn't it be cool if he was at open house today."

And then I went to Open House, went through the tour,

came outside & there he was.
It was weird.

I'm incredibly intuitive.

Like to the point of being psychic.

That is also weird,

but it's gonna come in handy some day!

A lot of the time, things that I say

will come true.
But I also have to strongly believe that it'll come true,

I can't just be like "oh yeah, I'm totally gonna have my

dream car waiting for me outside!"

I have to believe it.
This goes hand in hand with the intuition thing.

What are your weird little quirks?